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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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After recent incidents where he was accosted in the street, received bullets and bombs in the mail and was assaulted by a Hearts fan only last night, Celtic boss Neil Lennon is to be fitted with a protective bubble that he will walk around in for the rest of the year.

The bubble will be made of a new extra strong, bullet proof plastic that will fit over his head and body but will allow him to walk around freely.

That will be important as he will need to be able to make a quick exit from Parkhead should his club fail to win the SPL title on Sunday as he will need to be able to make a quick exit from Parkhead.

The only downside for the Bhoys' boss is that, while he'll still be able to move his hands inside the bubble, he'll not have the freedom to make elephant gestures as he did at the end of the recent Old Firm fixture at Ibrox.

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