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Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Some Ecstatic Barca Fans At Levante

Champions League finalists Barcelona this evening secured their 21st La Liga title with a stunning 1-1 win away at Levante.

Fans in the stands were left on the edge of their seats as Barca lookalikes and tribute team, Levante, just basically hung around as Barca ran the clock down.

Barca head coach, Pep Guardiola never took the result for granted, as could be seen by how he lounged back in his seat, examining his fingernails and gazing thoughtfully into the distance.

Meanwhile, Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho was the first to heap praise upon his deadly Catalan rivals. Apparently he mumbled something vaguely complimentary before he went on to slam the fridge door really hard, kick the cat up the arse, call his wife a 'puta' get a bottle of Cava out of the ice bucket and made a tearful call to Cristiano Ronaldo.

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson related that he expects the Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th to be a slightly tighter, more tense and atmospheric affair.

More as we get it.

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