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Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Louisville, Kentucky - Conspiracy nuts said today the jockey's 2010 model was a dead ringer for Tiger Woods' own SUV that triggered the Elin Nordegren Night Clubbing rumpus.

The 24 year-old rider was found on Tuesday, slumped behind the wheel of his Cadillac Escalade near Churchill Downs' Gate No 5, after groundsmen noticed he'd not moved 'for several hours'.

He was later pronounced dead at hospital.

Last Saturday Baze had ridden hapless runner-up Nehro in Animal Kingdom's stunning renewal of the Kentucky Derby.

The 21/1 shot Northern Dancer bloodline scion obliterated a 19-strong field in a major online betting coup.

Jefferson County Deputy Coroner Jim Wesley said this morning an autopsy would be carried out as soon as possible.

1981 Epsom Derby winner Shergar is still missing, presumed dead.

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