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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

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Wayne when he HAD hair!

Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko.

Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he replied that the reason why Giggs was leaving was a very good one and one that would remain totally between Giggs and himself.

Speculation centered around the fact that perhaps the trade may have had something to do with the scandal involving a Buckingham Palace employee, a Chelsea call girl, a double decker bus, and a Victoria Beckham inflatable doll. (Not the 'cheap kind' the 'high class ones with the vibration features).

The London press has gotten wind of the story and they will no doubt have all of the details sorted out within 24 hours, if not sooner.

Tottenham Hotspur players, Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko, are said to be very happy at the fact that they are now playing for the powerful Red Devils.

Ryan Giggs however, was so angry, so digusted, and so bitter that he chipped a tooth while eating a mince pie. It's believed he bit down on the silver coin hidden therein, which is an English Christmas custom. He was left asking why the mince pies were SO OLD - Christmas was months ago. He figures that the Man. U. tea-ladies had defrosted them in an attempt to to get rid of them all before NEXT Christmas's batch is due to be baked.

He was so upset that he had chipped a tooth that he went into a full-blown tantrum - much like the ones we've heard about Wayne Rooney having when he doesn't score a goal in a 'match'...which is only too often these days.

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