Venlo, Holland: The local professional footie team, VVV Venlo have just made an amazing signing, an 18 month-old toddler, the youngest player ever to signed by a pro-club on the planet.
The reason they signed the toddler was You Tube, which showed a video of the him kicking his balls into his toy box and one of their scouts, stoned at the time, watched the video and immediately informed the club.
In Holland life is much easier when one is stoned and obviously the toddler whilst performing appeared to the "stoned" scout like a genius or a second Johann Cruyff.
He rushed round to the house and offered the parents a 10 year contract hoping that scouts from Man Utd or Real Madrid will eventually buy him for a couple of million.
VVV Venlo feel they have a bargain and as soon as the toddler doesn't have to wear nappies any more he will begin training (with nappies it's slightly more difficult just in case nature calls).
UEFA have declared that this nonsense could only have happened in Holland where the Dutch not only produce superb footie players, but also produce superb weed and love a joint or two!