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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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Again "The Special One" stands alone after a very "Messi" debacle last night!

The Special One, better known as José Mourinho, has had a massive rant at everybody in football after yesterday's debacle against his Catalan rivals, FC Barcelona.

Mourinho said it is impossible to beat FC Barcelona because the UEFA, FIFA and referees, must allow them to win because they play the beautiful game and the rest are "ugly" apart from Ronaldo?

Although history is certainly proving The Special One correct, especially after the scandals in Chelsea and last night. Mourinho didn't accuse those mentioned above as being corrupt, but it's a well known fact that the governing bodies of world football are all corrupt, and also FC Barcelona have UNICEF printed on their shirts?

Maybe it is a bit exaggerated to imply that Messi and Co cannot be beaten because they always have the aid of exterior forces, but it certainly seems that they get lots of "special attention"

Man Utd will confront them in the final (that's if a Schalke miracle doesn't happen) at Wembley and then the world will see if "The Special One" is telling the truth or not; either it will end up a corrupt and "Messi" affair or United will beat them honestly?

Until then "The Special One" will have to clear up his own very "Messi" back-garden in Madrid because the way they played yesterday it was obvious that they would end up with very "Messi" muddy faces!

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