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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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The Queen inspecting the makeshift 18-yard area

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday.

Torres went 903 minutes without finding the net until he made his appearance as a substitute against the Hammers, and wasted no time in slotting home a sweet left foot shot that sent fans - the Prince amongst them - delirious.

Now, Palace officials have announced, the Spaniard will be given the opportunity to wow guests at Westminster Abbey with the aid of a specially-erected stage containing a goalmouth with goal and nets for the centre-forward to shoot into.

The scheme is the idea of the Prince who, himself, regularly attends Stamford Bridge.

A Palace spokesman said:

"Yes, we're going to have a CrimeWatch-style re-enactment of the goal. I don't know which the Prince is more excited about - the goal or the wedding!"

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