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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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Former England international Paul Gascoigne has revealed he took out a Carlsberg Super Injunction in 2005 to protect his privacy, but admits that it was a mistake.

The Geordie, who made 57 appearances for England and scored 10 goals, has been waging a constant battle with the demon drink and is honest enough to confess that the injunction was pointless as "every man and his dog knew I've been a drunk for years".

Gazza declared that trying to suggest that he doesn't have a major problem with alcoholism is as ridiculous as "that fella Mugabe denying he has anger management issues", but he did say that he was once again seeking professional help.

He's staying with Charlie Sheen for the next xcuple of months.

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