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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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Beleaguered West Ham United manager Avram Grant, has been dubbed 'a right old tramp' by the club's long-suffering fans, who have had to put up with the Israeli's hangdog expression and dour personality all season long.

And some fans have even found a new name for the Hammers boss. One told us:

"If you rearrange the letters of his name, you come up with Mr A Vagrant. So, he is a tramp!"

Vagrant, who looks a bit like a grumpy walrus, was also responsible for taking his previous club, Portsmouth, down to the Championship last season, and will presumably repeat this next year with his new club, who will be the team to finish the current campaign in 17th spot.

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