Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club.
The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire them to Play-Off success.
Manager Simon Grayson explained. 'I've been a fan of Jimmy's since 1976 when he read my letter out on his show. The man is a genius, and because he runs Marathons every day is still as fit as a fiddle.
He's almost 80 years old, but over ten yards is as quick as anyone and is still a natural finisher. We've been missing a bit of experience and Jim can bring us that. He loves Leeds and we love him. It's a match made in Heaven, and just the boost we need.
He will be a vital player for us in the last few games, and even more important as we push in the Play-Offs. He's even designed the tracksuit the club will wear at Wembley for the finals, he's that confident. And that rubs off on everyone. The man's a legend.'
A delighted Saville said at the Press Conference today, 'How's about that then Guy's & Gals. I am the One & Only. Rattle of Jewellery.'