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Friday, 22 April 2011

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He certainly doesn't xtra penis insurance, its already shrivelled!

A Spanish nudist gym, the first of its kind in Spain, has come up with a brilliant idea to insure their punters "private parts" extra just in case they let their weights slip, "ouch"!

The gym are offering extra penis and boob insurance in case of a mishap. Traditional gym visitors normally have their "parts" strapped in, but training in the nude certainly enhances the danger of ending up being a eunuch or an infertile, six-pack laden feline!

Several women have slipped off of their towels whilst doing arm exercises and their boobs got rather battered as the apparatus flew open, also slipping whilst weightlifting in the nude has also caused problems, dropping weights on your boobs can be quite painful, ouch, ouch, si, si!

Men who have their "willies" dangling have often had their "cojones" squashed and they were left rather "blue", muy ouch, ouch, si, si!

Apart from all of the problems it seems that nudist fitness training is catching on, even Spanish dirty old men are turning up hoping to give their parts a bit of a "stiffening" and many horny old women have also applied for membership hoping they can get an uplift or two whilst holding the "dumbells" of six-packed, fully trained Adonises?

Bodybuilders don't need added penis insurance, their pride and joy tends to shrivel after swallowing so many hormones!!

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