Man Utd committed hari kari at Wembley this evening after allowing the "Blue" side of the City into the final of the FA Cup.
It wans't helped by a certain 37 year-old "red-haired scallywag" who put the boot in, did a Nigel de Jong and got suitably red-carded, his name Paul Scholes.
United fans will surely forgive "Scholsey" for feebly attempting to copy that Dutch "kung fu-er" De Jong, who often feebly attempts to copy the King of all kung-fu's, Eric Cantona! (but at least he only did it outside of the field of play)
United won't be mourning this loss for too long as it was not top of their priority list and Sir Alex Ferguson, in one of his mellow, more charitable moments admitted, "at least the cup will stay in Manchester! (sarcasmus is the lowest form of wit)
Man City deserved their very rare moment of success proving that Man Utd are not "unbeatable Gods" (or demons depending on which side of the city you come from), but reaching the FA Cup final is not quite a shift of power in the Manchester region.
As for golden oldie Scholsey, anything Zidane can do, he can do better and it could be a sad end to a fantastic career, but he always was a bit of a "Red Devil" after all!