Written by Monkey Woods
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Saturday, 16 April 2011

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It was trumpeted as the Game of the Century, and billed as the Ultimate Manchester derby, but today's FA Cup semi-final between the Sky Blues and the Reds was as boring a match as you could ever wish to lay your downtrodden Manc eyes on, and the clubs will have to do it all over again a week on Wednesday (Wednesday week).

United manager Sir Alex Ferguson made three changes from the team that beat Fulham 2-0, but I can't be bothered to tell you what they were. Roberto Mancini wore that daft scarf again.

City are in sky blue shirts, white shorts and sky blue socks, and United in their traditional red shirts, white shorts and black stockings, which is what some retards call socks. Yawn.

Posted just before Yaya Toure's 52nd-minute goal.

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