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Thursday, 14 April 2011

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Los Angeles Lakers' most-valuable homophobe, Kobe Bryant has called and apologized to the nation's leading Gay Rights leaders, days after he called an NBA referee a "f--king f-ggot."

"Jesus Christ, you gays, it was a joke! I'm sorry," said Bryant, who was fined $100,000.00 by the NBA for his comment. "You guys are brave enough to swallow each other's ejaculate, but a little joke gets your panties in a bunch?

Bryant verbally assaulted the alleged pedarest during a game, after he received his fourth foul.

"You f--king f-ggot," Kobe is alleged to have said. "Yeah, you. You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been eyeball-f--king me since tip-off."

"I thought we extinguished you all with the AIDS," Kobe continued. "And since when do they let sh-t stabbers into the NBA? Go knit me a sweater, Nancy, and let the men play."

The referree who shouldered the insult was more than gracious.
"He called me a f-ggot, and he was punished. I wish him nothing but the best,"said the ref. "Plus... you know, he's right. I'm so gay I sneeze glitter."

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