Written by Jaggedone
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Friday, 1 April 2011

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Lonely, protestant Rangers fan praying that it's not true, he needs more than a miracle or Celtic!!

One of Scotland's most proud heritages could go bust, Rangers F.C. Footie giants in Scotland and minnows around the world face a dire financial period hoping that the Inland Revenue doesn't knock on their door again.

The Scottish renowned for their "tight fistedness" cannot understand why this traditional footie club is in such dire straits. Normaly the Scots turn every penny three times over before spending it, but it seems Rangers have been rather foolish in their investments, buying crap third rate foreign players.

Rangers hoped to emulate Man Utd and become the richest and most hated club in Britain, they've failed miserably.

The Inland Revenue hasn't knocked on the door yet because Rangers have offered several of their crap foreign players as a deposit on their tax debts.

The Scottish Inland Revenue refused at first, but then thought it over and accepted some of the players on offer hoping they could flog them on to rich Arabs?

Celtic, Rangers "old firm" rivals, on the other hand are doing much better because they have stuck to good old Scottish traditions and are as a tight as a "ducks arse" the reason being, they're Catholics and we all know Catholics like tight arses?

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