The Scottish Football Association's chief executive Stewart Regan is threatening to take a hard line against the Old Firm after the sectarian singing that blighted the recent League Cup Final.
The SFA chief was attending the UEFA Congress in Paris when the latest public display of bigotry revealed itself and he is absolutely fuming about the matter :
"I was in the middle of a particularly succulent duck a l'orange with orange zest garnishings when I got the call about the trouble. By the time I got back to my meal, the whole thing was ruined. I also spilled some Chateau de Ligny Chablis on my Brook Taverner suit in the commotion and, to top it all off, when I got back to my hotel room, I discovered that one of my Lapis Lazulite cufflinks was missing.
Someone is going to pay for this and the Old Firm is as as good a target as any".