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Topics: Britain, Eating

Tuesday, 30 September 2003

Ronald Blair and Jack Brown, joint holders of the "2002 Biscuits for Britain" biscuit eating championship, are set to go head-to-head once more this month.

Blair and Brown are veterans at the competition and are expected to munch through at least twenty packets of Rich Tea biscuits within half an hour.

"I'm looking forward to the challenge," said Blair. "I'm gonna wipe the smile of that Brown's face by winning outright this year."

The winners cup, made entirely out of Garibaldi biscuits, is currently on display in the Tate Modern gallery.

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