Fulham boss and ex-Harrods boss, Mohamed Al Fayed, has promised his Fulham fans a brand new attraction at the ageing stadium, Craven Cottage. It's a life-size of the very dead ex-super-pop-star and dear friend of Mohamed, Michael Jackson.
Also, Wacko's best songs are to be played exclusively before all home matches including; Beat it (Fuham hardly do or could it be a secret message for Mark Hughes to beat it?), Thriller (never at Fulham), I'm bad (Fulham certainly are), Smooth criminal (could be said of Al Fayed, shooosh, don't mention his problems with the Inland Revenue), We are the world (Chelsea yes, Fulham not), etc.
Fulham fans don't actually share the same enthusiasm as Al Fayed, in fact they think the idea of a Wacko Jacko statue in front of their beloved ground is a load of old balls (not footballs), they believe they will become the laughing stock of the Premier league and that the statue should be planted in front of kiddies paradise, Legoland. (Wacko loved his kiddies?)
Al Fayed is not stopping at having a statue of his best friend he is also contemplating having a statue erected depicting Jody snogging Princess Diana, but is slightly worried about Prince Charles getting jealous and ordering him out of the country, after all he doesn't want to upset the Royals does he?