Written by Ben Macnair
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

image for Richard Keys does not understand Women, Men, Football, the whole world
I really miss Richard Keys, don't you?

Thinking Woman's sexist Richard Keys has admitted in a frank interview with Fuchsia Magazine that he does not really get the world.

The self pitying Football Pundit, away from the protection of Andy Gray cut a figure unsure of his place in the world, when speaking to the magazine.

He explained:

'I know all about the world of Football, and the off-side rule, how Andy Gray likes his tea in the mornings, but I am a loss when it comes to Women, Men, Animals, Politics, Showbusiness, the whole world. I don't know what I am doing these days, but I used to be paid thousands to talk about Football, and since I made some jokey comments about a female referee, my world has collapsed'

He has set up his own business, as a Cobbler, but won't do the obvious thing……

Make Ben Macnair's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.



Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.




Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 1?

9 5 22 6
62 readers are online right now!

Go to top