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Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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Caputo looking for England Manager

England manager Fabulous Caputo has bee seen on his holidays in Rio de Janeiro. Despite the England match coming up shortly he felt like a break and thought Rio was the best place to go.

But Fabuloso had a terrible headache whilst sitting on the beach admiring the local talent playing beach ball. 'Girls are pretty good here' he confided to our reporter who had just flown in to interview him 'in England they could not wear such skimpy clothes on the football pitch as commentators would comment on ladies playing a man's game. Such nonsense. I would take them on at any time.'

Now Caputo has to return to the UK to face decision time. Who is to be England Captain?

The one thing Caputo wants to avoid is telling anyone who his captain is going to be. In this way he is seeking to avoid the distress the decision could cause.

After England's World Cup triumphs he does not want to sit on his laurels. In any case she prefers to be on top. He knows the person to be England's captain will be the idol of every young lad who aspires to be an England star.

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