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Sunday, 6 March 2011

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Was he actually back in his home-town today or was it a fata-morgana?

One of the Spoof's most famous son's, S+++b 99, has committed hari-kari after watching his fav Reds being stuffed by the other wannabee Reds, Scousers, it was too much to take.

After half-time there was still some hope and S+++b 99, being supported by several trays of Belgian's finest blond, Stella, refused to grab the kitchen knife which he used for chopping up his half-time salami.

But after the third goal, no bum penalty decisions, Nani's fake injury and fake header, the world crashed in on S+++b 99.

Luckily the knife was blunted after chopping off the hard Polish salami which, had been laying in the fridge since Christmas and the last time Utd won an away game and wasn't cheated on by a blind referee?

S+++b 99 is now recovering with Nani in the Manchester Infirmary. S+++b 99 is laying in the First Aid dept, Nani is laying in the kiddies ward being fed on jelly beans and licorice all-sorts. Nani's fav is the coconut one with a black middle bit, it reminds him of Ronaldo's back-side in the shower after training, Nani was always left behind Ronnie!

Another distraught Man U fan cum Spoofer, J++++d-O+e, was last seen unchaining Negro slaves in Liverpool harbour being prepared for export to the USA (Liverpool's Nr 1 export article apart from Rafael Benitz t-shirts), it's the least he could do in an attempt to repair race-relations between the two cities?

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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