Many fickle Man. U. fans are hanging their heads in shame and putting Man. U.team kits up for sale on Ebay. It was rumoured that Liverpool fans are buying them for pennies to use as 'dusters'.
True fans are hanging in with 'the lads' as they say it's a flook that they lost to Liverpool this weekend.
True fans will stick by their team no matter what. One Man. U. fan who was interviewed by a Spoof Writer said,
"Well, we don't need them buggery fickle fans any'ow. There's enuff of us REAL fans to 'onour the lads and support 'em.
So they 'ad an off day...so wo'? They're entitled.
Any'ow. Oo knows..they could 'ave 'ad a dodgy Indian the nigh' before the game like. Some of 'em did look a bi' queazy during the game.
Dozy Alex wants to be careful 'ow he 'andles the lads though. They'll be feelin' a bit low and don't need a kick up the arse by 'im to make 'em feel any worser like. If yer know worra mean."
Sir Alex could not be reached for comment.