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Thursday, 3 March 2011

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CS in the showers at Man Utd has a throbbing hangover, but at least no penalty claims against him!

A very frustrated Man Utd starlet went out on the town in London after he had given away the penalty which decided the clash of giants on Tuesday night, booked a luxury suite in the posh Mayfair Hotel and trashed his suite just like Metallica or the Who (who?) did many years ago.

The player who shall remain nameless, but has the initials CS, invited several of his old Fulham mates plus some naughty ladies of the night to enjoy the "bash".

In fact CS asked Sir Alex for permission to have the party and Sir Alex agreed with the following comment:

"Laddie you're only young once and when I was a wee laddie back in Glasgee (Glasgow: for American readers) a very long time ago I trashed many a hotel suite after getting frustrated at crap referee's decisions, go for it!" (no more comments about Tuesday's referee please, I could get banned, blind bastard!)

Unfortunately next door to CS's suite there was a Russian millionaire Chelsea fan trying to get some sleep and he duly called the police.

CS, slightly pissed out of his brains, before he could give away another penalty, agreed to pay the damages, the Russian millionaire's suite and also offered him 2 of the ladies of the night, he timidly agreed? (who wouldn't?)

CS is now back in Manchester preparing for Sunday's clash of the Titans against the Scouser Minnows with a steaming hangover and throbbing headache, everybody say AAAHH!

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