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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

In the wake of Chelsea's Ashley Cole going on a rampage around the clubs Cobham training ground it has been widely reported that manager, Carlo Ancelotti, has lost control of his mega bucks superstars, with Cole in particular, being singled out as 'off the rails'.

It has now been revealed that Chelsea big wigs have hatched plan to reel in the England left back and former Arsenal star by calling specialist mental gunman negotiator Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne.

It is believed that Gazza will arrive at Cobham armed only with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod and plans to catch Cole by surprise during a training session this week.....

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