Sensational breaking news from Skoob Sports News - it's approximately one hour to kick off time at Stamford Bridge, and SSN representative, Reddon, has confirmed that SSN will be covering the game live for the Spoof.com
Notorious alleged sexist Andy Gray will be contributing, albeit in a virtually anonymous way, alongside Skoob - that famously impartial footy observer.
The match will be podcast live on theSpoof.com once it's all over, because SSN doesn't yet possess the technology for live broadcasting, but promise to submit copy at the final whistle.
SSN say that the concept of live broadcasting on a satirical news site is still in its infancy, but that with the added attraction of Andy Gray, the former (disgraced) Sky pundit, viewing figures could soar to as high as double figures.
"Eleven views would be good," Reddon said. "At any rate, it would be nine more than we got for the live Oscars Spoofcast, an increase in real terms of something percent."
Over to the Bridge.