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Thursday, 24 February 2011

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City going up again?

Hull City, the team every football fan declared were his 'second team' when they played in the Premier League during 2008 and 2009 before they were relegated to the Championship, are on the verge of returning to the big time after an incredible run of form that has sen them rise to 8th spot in the table.

The Tigers, who have lost only once in their last 18 Championship games, beat Derby County 1-0 at Pride Park on Tuesday

But many supporters are asking themselves what would happen if their beloved Tigers were to be promoted to the PL once more. Many spoke of endless defeats, drubbings, suffering, embarrassment, misery, frustration and depression. One even mentioned the word 'suicide'.

Hull fans endured two seasons of endless suffering and miserable, frustrating, depressing defeats and drubbings in the top flight before their team eventually resumed their rightful place in the Second Division,

"That's right," said expert Moys Kenwood, "rename it what you like, but it's still the Second Division."

The Tigers entertain Welsh wankers Cardiff City at the KC Stadium on Saturday, and, hopefully, they will kick shit out of them.

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