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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself "relieved and absolutely delighted " after the Red Devils just made it through to the next round of the FA Cup.

Fergie was beaming at the post match press conference and was fulsome in his praise for Blue Square Bet Premier side Crawley Town.

"Crawley were a credit to themselves and their league. They never gave us a moment to relax and they were unlucky not to score in the last minute when they hit the bar.

Having said that, I can't praise my own team enough for their efforts today.

To avoid being on the wrong end of a giant killing act was an achievement in itself, but when you consider that 8 of the lads had to carry duffers like Obertan, Da Silva and Bebe, says a lot for them.

If I didn't have to keep these guys match fit so they can be moved on in the summer, as far as I'm concerned the only way they'd get on the first team coach would be when they had to sweep it out.

I must have been on the Glenmorangie when I signed them up".

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