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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Turf War Fear for East London

Urgent warnings have been sent out by the Olympic Committee concerning websites offering sales of tickets for the Olympic Stadium.

'West Ham United matches for 2013 have not been arranged. No one knows what Division West Ham will be in at that time. Eager fans should wait until the 2013 fixture list is arranged before parting with any money.'

Trevor Brooking, speaking on behalf of West Ham, advised supporters that West Ham are considering changing their name to West Ham Olympic. However problems have arisen with the World Health Organisation and the pop group the Who. There is also the danger that Spurs fans might rudely refer to 'the Who?' when claiming not to know what football team is being referred to.

Followers of Leyton Orient, who are angered by West Ham moving into their territory, are discussing a 'turf war', suggesting that the title Leyton Olympic (LO) is far better than WHO. As the clubs could be playing in the same league next season police are already planning on keeping the two sets of fans apart. A visit from Millwall could also disturb the tranquility of East London.

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