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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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The International Climate Science Coalition called the flooding in New Orleans caused by 2005's Hurricane Katrina "the worst bad weather event of the 21st Century".

The I.C.S.C. had to revise their opinions in January when much of the Eastern Coast of Australia was under water following unprecedented rainfall, calling this event "unparalleled in living memory".

Well the climate experts have had to eat their words again after Dundee United had to call off their 6th home game since November 28th due to a waterlogged pitch.

"This is unprecedented in the sphere of sporting activity. We cannot conceive of a combination of adverse circumstances that would create such an unfortunate situation.

It is even more inexplicable given another senior football club a mere 100 yards away hasn't experienced any of these problems.

We are at a loss to explain this bizarre scenario".

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