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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

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The Spurs stole the spaghetti from under the Italians and Peter Crouch "nicked" the Bolognese!

Tottenham Hotspur were caught "red-footed" in Milan tonight stealing the spaghetti off of the Italians plates and not paying for their pizza's.

They were on a mission to prove that pasta doesn't belong to the Italians any more, it's all over the world now and to crown the coup, spaghetti long Peter Crouch, even nicked the Bolognese sauce and Parmasan cheese whilst the Italians were having a nap at the back (preferably in Mama's kitchen)!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic attempted to recover the Italians pride and joy by throwing a belated cartwheel kick at Tottenham, but he was a bit too "pushy" and was pelted with rotting tomatoes by the starving Italians.

AC Milan has vowed revenge in London and threatened to "nick" some jellied eels and pork pies from under the noses of their English rivals, but they don't give a damn, they're mostly foreigners anyway and hate English cuisine!

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