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Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf

Monday, 14 February 2011

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Tiger's action worse than that of Daly?

Apparently losing his cool at last, golfer Tiger Woods hacked up a huge hocker on the 18th putting green at Dubai yesterday where he once again lost the game.

The hocker, which caused several to retch in the crowd and time called for thirty minutes while the greens and gallery area were cleaned up, also is bringing about a lawsuit by fellow golfer, Kenny Perry, who stepped on the slick and pulled a calf muscle.

The PGA is now viewing the video in order to determine the fine and any other punishment for Woods as he has not won a tournament since the famous Thanksgiving wreck of nearly a year and a half ago.

"That wreck may have been his career also", stated CBS sports announcer, Bucky Haas. "But maybe spitting up that hocker will get all the spleen out of him and he can regain his former status as the top golfer in the world."

John Daley, who was fined $20,000 five years ago in Dubai after shooting a 101 on the final day, told the press that "what Tiger Woods did was vulgar and disgusting."

Daley, who shit on the 18th tee at Dubai after hitting his ball on his backswing twice, stated that "At least MY expression of disgust didn't cause any harm to a fellow golfer."

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