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Saturday, 12 February 2011

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Cheese, the official food of the state of Wisconsin. (Photo courtesy of Aaron Rodgers).

GREEN BAY - Aaron Rodgers replaced Brett Favre as the Green Bay Packers quarterback three years ago and after winning the 2011 Super Bowl and being named its MVP, which Favre never was, Rodgers is now enjoying hearing all of the Packer fans ask "Brett who?"

Rodgers, who wears number 12, revealed to Sports Territory Magazine that he checked his Facebook page yesterday and noticed that Brett Favre had requested that he confirm him as a 'Friend.'

Aaron who has not forgotten that Favre said that the Packer fans would never take to him like they had to him simply hit the 'Not Now' button.

Rodgers still remembers hearing a voice coming from number 4 say, "You will never fill my football cleats...and it won't be long before the chants of 'We want Brett, we want Brett' start resonating and echoing from the gridiron at Lambeau Field to the many packing houses of the town that the Kickapoo Indians called El Mar Verde (Green Bay)."

And so now the proud Packer fans who live in and around Green Bay will put away their triangle 'Cheesehead,' hats, their 'Go Pack' towels, and their commemorative packs of Green Bay Packer condoms, and sit back and enjoy the fantastic thrill of being able to say "I'm a cheese eater from the great cheese producing state of Wisconsin and my Green Bay Packers are the champions of the entire world including Switzerland!"

[WRITER'S NOTE: I would like to thank life long Green Bay residents Mr. and Mrs. Zellner Fizzinkluster who reside on Lombardi Avenue for the wonderful cheesehead hat, the towel, the twenty pounds of Swiss Cheese, and the condoms.]

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