Written by Mr Goster
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Saturday, 5 February 2011

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Gary Neville has finally done the decent thing and retired from top flight football. Speaking candidly on MUTV he issued the following statement.

'I'm packing in now because I realise I'm shite. I can't run anymore, in fact when I start to run, to chase the winger as he glides past me, I can hear that noise that you hear on cartoons when your legs move dead fast but you don't go anywhere. I should have been sent off in my last 3 games!I've stolen a living for at least six years but have no intention of giving any money back.

Football has been great to me, where else would an average bloke get paid a fortune for being alright at his job. Everyone will remember me as Mr United, as it's the only club I played for but I'm actually a Liverpool fan. '

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