Some footballers are very choosy when it comes to deciding with whom to swap shirts following matches.
"Well," said one Arsenal player, "fink abart i'..would YOU wanna swap sherts wi' someone who'd just finished tryin' to kick seven types o' shite outta yer for 90 minutes?"
Another Arsenal player said, "Yeah and some o' those shirts are covered in snot and spit, not to mention sweat on a bleeding 'ot day. I suffer from germophobia and won't swap shirts with anyone anyway."
Two Manchester United players admitted that they keep all of their shirts and sell them on ebay for a small fortune following each match.
"Actually, commented striker, Rowney, "the smellier and dirtier they are, the more money you can get for 'em like. The wife started me doing it coz she doesn't b'lieve in just givin' stuff away for nowt like."
So there you have it!