This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity.
On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with a few Million Rubles and has not been seen since!
The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' has been 'simmering' for six long months and now Commander Dalglish has taken over the 'shakey' command. Another member of the beleagured 6th Army, under the Command of Comrade Dalglish, has 'cracked' with battle fatigue!
Fernando Torres has been flown out of Liverpool FCs Melwood Training ground via a UN helicoptor, under the white flag, another casualty to the hard fighting by opposing forces on the banks of the Mersey.
The beleagured Command of Comrade Dalglish, has had to satisfy the high demands of the Red Army of the Kop. The loss of Fernando Torres will have to be filled quickly, otherwise 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool, will be no more!