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Sunday, 30 January 2011

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Who will manage the Egyptian Football team?

In a fast moving situation it is becoming clear that the manager of the Egyptian football team My Bad Back is to be sacked at the next meeting of The Egyptian Football Federation.

Rumours are spreading that a little known Manager, working until recently in Austria for the Vienna Atoms, Mohair Barmy, is to be installed as the new Manager shortly.

This follows disquiet in the Egyptian team's dressing room where My Bad Back was openly criticised by players over his tactics in recent matches.

'He's past it' complained Captain Abdul Ballball 'he is only interested in his own image. He doesn't care for the team at all.'

The Arab Music news station Al Jazzjazz, famed for its musical output, has recently taken on former jazz critic Andy Wrongkeys. He has examined the music of Egypt and found it is biased towards male performers. 'They seem to have forgotten Bessie Smith and Billie Holiday' he told me in an interview from Cairo sent by pigeon.

So with criticism of Egyptian jazz presenters and the expected boot for Egyptian manager My Bad Back the Middle East is poised on the verge of a precipice.

The world watches to see what will happen next in this gripping drama.

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