Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season.
In the Lingerie Football League's newest expansion team, the Green Bay Beef Curtains.
"After retiring yet again, "Favre said, "I am going to need to continue working, if for no other reason than to pay off the sexual harassment suits I'll need to settle in the coming months. Go Beef Curtains!
If you aren't familiar with the ladies Lingerie Football League, it's pretty simple. Think of football, now think of a bunch of chicks. Wearing just their underpants and shoulder pads. Don't be fooled though, some of these women can hit, and hit hard.
Beef Curtains owner Marc Cuban did address Favre's eligibility to play for an am-women's teams.
"Based on various internet postings, and our doctor's exam, Brett Favre does not have anything that even resembles a penis," Cuban said. "A slightly distended clitoris, perhaps, but no male sex organ.
Brett Favre signed a $225,000., two year deal with the 'Curtains, with a significant financial penalty for early retirement or sexually harassing the players.
"I... I don't remember the 'no sexual harassment' clause," said Favre. "I got two of those bitches in my trunk already.