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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Tiger Woods has openly admitted that he is back in a Sex Therapy Rehab, this time in Nevada that uses an entire different approach to helping those who are sexually addicted.

"We have helped more people here to get over this addiction than all the other sex clinics combined", stated on-staff physician Leddy Wetbetter. "By the time they leave here they can barely walk."

In contrast to other sex clinics, The Happy Daze Sex Clinic near Las Vegas uses the "Too much of a good thing" approach.

"We have a deal with a near-by house of prostitution to provide a dozen or more ladies into the patient's facilities all during the day and night", stated Dr. Imagene Hocker. "The patient stays happy for a few days but then they begin changing. By the end of too weaks, they can barely get around and the ladies keep coming."

So far the clinic reports a 95% success rate.

"The other five became gay but that's one side-effect they are warned about when they sign up to come stay here", stated Imagene. "They all sign a waver, even display one from time to time but we're used to all that."

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