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Thursday, 27 January 2011

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Soccer mad Italians are to be given a taste of British style soccer reporting and TV presentation. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been hired by Silvio Berlusconi to front the new Mediaset soccer schedule.

When asked whether the past antics of Gray, asking fellow presenter and ex-lingerie model Charlotte to place his microphone down his pants, was a problem Berlusconi said "problemo, no ees di minimal qualification fora uomo in a my organisation".

Berlusconi described Keys as an "honorable man" for resigning from Sky TV, and said this had nothing to do with the $10m 2 year contract he had just signed.

The new TV programme will start to air at the beginning of the new season and will be called "Bunga Bunga Soccer" and will be broadcast from Berlusconi's villas bedroom.

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