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Monday, 31 January 2011

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Andy Gray 30 years from now

Former SKY Sports pundit, Andy Gray, who has apparently - from what I can gather - been sacked from his job at the channel due to some sort of sexist remark, or remarks, is gay. And that, in its entirety, is the story. Made-up story, of course.

I cannot expand on the information about his dismissal, as I haven't bothered to look too closely into it; nor have I troubled myslef to read any of the million other stories on this website concerning the Scot's sacking.

It's just too tiresome.

I, myslef, seem to be going through a bit of a 'funny phase' at the moment, where nothing seems to be able to stir my enthusiasm. My friend, Brian, claims I am suffering from a bout of Mild Depression. He could be right.

This could become Acute Depression if I'm not careful, and, as I'm not being careful, it might very well escalate to that escalated level.

Much of this is sure to have been brought on by the awkward domestic situation I am going through with my wife, but I don't think it's particularly appropriate to mention that on here. Suffice to say, Andy Gray's situation is fuck all compared to mine, even if he does turn out to be gay.

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