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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Who'd ever be a referee, especially a sexy female one, it's a "blow (the whistle) job?"

Sky footy commentator, Andy Gray, has been sacked because he made a few "sexist" comments about female referee, Sian Massey at a premier league game in December.

He and his colleague, Richard Keys, were caught with their pants down over an open microphone drooling over Sian's tasty parts and doubting about her technical footy knowledge, here is what was overheard:

Andy Gray:"Jesus laddie (he's Scots) look at those bulging boobs as she blew that whistle, what a pair of lungs, foul, blow another foul bitch!"

"I wouldn't mind being caught offside between those meaty thighs and dipping a quick free kick in her bottom corner!"

"Sian can give me a penalty any day, I'll even bend over for it, whip me bitch, whip me!"

"Sian give me a "Blow Job" on my whistle in extra-time under the shower, blow it baby, blow it!" Etc, etc.

The whole of the Sky team and TV public heard the comments and now randy Andy has been sacked, as for Richard Keys, he's a wanker anyway so I'll guess he can stay!

As for Sian, she's blown for full time, and it tasted lovely!

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