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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Over the moon: City Psychos

Fans of Championship side Hull City were described as being in a state of "delirium" today, after it became clear that their team might well avoid relegation to League One this season!

The Tigers are currently in a run of form that any promotion-seeking team would be proud of! They've won six and lost only one of their last 12 matches! *For a bonus point, how many games have they drawn during that time?

Manager Nigel Pearson has turned the club's fortunes around after an early season relegation scare, and his team are now charging towards the play-off places! Hull fans are jubilant with the amazing run! One such fan told us:

"It's great! We're not going down!"

Another said:

"Hurrah! Pearson is a genius!"

A bloke standing nearby, however, was slightly less enthusiastic, saying only:

"Hurrah!"

City's next crucial game is a home fixture against table-topping Queens Park Rangers at the KC Stadium next Saturday, a game they must win if they are to avoid a draw or a defeat!

Didn't see that one coming, did you?

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