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Saturday, 22 January 2011

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New hot shit Aston Villa forward Darren Bent had the shock of his life after encountering a crazed homosexual fan in the communal jacuzzi brandishing two plastic footballs.

Larry Sabu, 20, emerged from the bubbling watery pool of pleasure and tried to get his balls autographed by a terrified Bent.

As Larry was standing so close to him Bent was able to take him on the chest, turn and then slam him into the training net.

If Larry was further than 6-feet away Bent would have struggled to make contact, fallen over and possibly sprained an ankle.

It has been revealed that Larry Sabu has a history of stalking Mr. Bent and even went as far as taking sneaky pictures of Bent's arse when he was taking a shit in the toilets at former club Sunderland.

The shit was then moulded by their manager so as to form new footballers with limited abilities.

"I can't help myself", said Larry, "I'm strangely drawn to him. Maybe its because he's Bent too...."

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