The Professors Office, Aston Villa: At a recent Press Conference, Gerard Houllier, 'came out', with the revealing revelation that the waiting and watching press and sport media had not anticipated.
"I'm French by the way. With another manager, I'm sure it would be different."
As one 'WAG' put it succinctly:
"Yeah and Platini is French too!! Two big french fries actually! Mon a me! HA HA HA HA HA Mine's a Pernod & Lucozade!"
In a Hunchback of Notre Dame meets Inspector Clouseau 'spat', Gerard Houllier has laid down the French Fries gauntlet. There could be pistols at dawn, French Fries for breakfast. Followed by pistols at midday, French Fries for lunch. To round off the day, pistols at sunset, French Fries for a midnight feast! The Winner being HE who eats more French fries.
Betting odds on the 'result' are as follows:
Hunchback of Notre Dame 4/9
Inspector Clouseau 7/8