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Saturday, 22 January 2011

Harry Redknapp, Spurs manager, revealed that on his recent visit to Spain he was mugged outside the Athletico Madrid football stadium. Thieves bent down and tugged at his trousers to draw his attention while other thieves behind him picked his pockets.

"I really thought they were Man City fans begging me to buy Adebayor" said Harry,"then I felt my coat being pulled"

Harry revealed that he lost his wallet containing 200 Euros, his credit card from Coontz (the private bank), his Blockbuster card and various letters from the Olympic Legacy Committee and soccer agents.

So far in the transfer season, Spurs have bought 1 winger, 1 striker, 2 defenders, 1 midfielder, a bargain bucket from KFC and a used Olympic stadium

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