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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Once such a pristine land until the Olympics arrived?

The world head of athletics, Lamine Diack, has called the London 2012 Olympics a lie because the Brits are pretty good at it, not athletics that is.

The Olympic stadium is to be converted into a 'footy" stadium after the event and the British Olympic campaign forgot to mention the fact to the committee during their presentation.

The running track will be thrown out to make way for more bums on seats at soccer games and this according to Mr. Diack is well below the belt (judo is in another location).

Now everybody knows that the London bid was "clean" (just like Seb Coe's sweaty bottom after a furious 800 metres) similar to the recent bid to host the "footy" World Cup in the UK, very "clean"? Albeit, an even more corrupt bid was accepted, Russian and Quatar petro dollars, etc, cough, cough, wink, wink?

Mr. Diack has sworn that if the athletic track is thrown out, Britain will never host a major sporting event as long as he's alive, he'll be 95 next year, so who gives a crap? (Bent British bids, certainly not)

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