Liverpool's owners have signed a new manager following Kelley Kanglish failing to win the league, cup and the parking fine in his first 3 games in charge.
The singer, Fergie, was said to be surprised and excited about being named football manager. She said "my boyfriends play football manger and it is so exciting to be manager of a club where they expect so little". She also said that the American owners must be fans...
Captain Stevenage Garage has said that he had lost all hope of whining anything but now has his sights set on x factor.
Singer Fergie had also been linked with the West Ham job.