New York, NY - He's been moving like a WalMart greeter for years. Now Brett Favre is one step closer to becoming one. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who's made a living out of announcing his retirement at the end of each football season, suddenly can't afford to retire at all.
"He's run up quite a bill.", stated his former accountant, David Shoft. "What? You think it's cheap flying between Mississippi and Minnesota every few days just to announce you might retire? Those trips cost money! Especially when you're forbidden from texting anymore."
Recently Brett has been seen acting as an usher at Minnesota Twins preseason games in Fort Myers, FL., coaching a Pee Wee football team and busing tables at an Indian restaurant in his home town of Kiln, Mississippi.
"He's definitely keeping busy." said Mr. Shoft. "But whether or not it's enough to pay his bills remains to be seen.".