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Sunday, 9 January 2011

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Twin girls gestating insde Posh's womb

London - (Reuterus): And yes, it's twin girls - just as the IVF doctor ordered - sisters for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.

Today's announcement follows months of speculation that industrial strength sticking plaster is holding together the Beckhams' marriage.

And that the addition of much-longed for daughters to the family may just cement a relationship teetering on the verge of injury time.

Last autumn frenzied legal moves in LA and London saw ex-England football captain David Beckham lash out at a hooker's tawdry kiss 'n' tell claims.

The long-suffering Mrs B has borne this and other sordid revelations with all the sangfroid a really experienced WAG can muster.

Sources close to the couple say a delivery suite has already been booked at the Portland - London's premier too-posh-to-push maternity clinic - where the tariff for a pre-natal scan starts at $5,000.

UK bookies are currently offering attractive odds on the babies' names.

These include Lucrezia (5/1), Trinity (7/1) and Sorrell (20/1).

The expected date for delivery is July 1st, Princess Diana's birthday.

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