Ex-Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has "resigned" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap and walked away in a mutual agreement.
After a half a season and attempts to undo all the wrongs that predecessor, Benitez, had done; including buying over-paid second rate foreigners (mainly Spanish), neglecting home grown talent and feebly attempting to put Liverpool back amongst the "big boys", Roy has quit the sinking ship and Bill Shankly turned three times in his grave.
Roy, has decided to quit football totally, he thinks it's a circus and has been offered a job as the new Kermit in the Muppets show.
Liverpool have given the job to fab ex-manager and Liverpool icon, Scot, Kenny Dalglish. He also managed Liverpool once before but failed also (what's new?), but he's an integral part of the Liverpool family and refuses to go away, so they gave him the job, who else?
Liverpool fans are hoping a rousing rendition of their hymn, "You'll never walk alone" against Man Utd today will sweep them on to success: Roy Hodgson is now "walking alone", his bank account bulging and hoping he can escape out of Liverpool as fast as he can leaving it to their "incestuous" forefathers.
They'll never learn, they're Scousers after all!